sincerelysandy:

sexual-koala:

This is perfect

ughhh

cocaina-y-caviar:

I like it nasty and a lil’ bit romantic.

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sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

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teyriantimelord10:

flagdemoness:

reapergrellsutcliff:

fairyworldfantasy:

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I have a mighty need for that red and gold corset!

oh the enemies I would slay while wearing the pink one…

THE RED ONE

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So today during a job interview with two managers, I don’t know why but I was talking about drugs

They said “You’re pretty comfortable with talking about drugs during an interview” I was like o fuck then they told me they don’t do drug tests & that I start on Wednesday

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I hate it when people only hit me up when they have nothing to do or no one else to kick it with.

Look, I’ll always be down to hang out with you if you’re truly a homie to me. I love spending time with people I care about, & I cherish keeping close to old friends. I also know that schedules & life don’t line up sometimes, & that will cause people will go from days, to weeks, to months, to even years without speaking.

You can count on me to be one of the friends that will still be there, regardless of how much time has passed. You can come to me to talk or just hang out anytime you want.
(Unless you’ve done something completely heinous enough to make me feel otherwise.) I just don’t believe that the whole “we don’t talk often” is a big enough excuse to cut ties or end friendships with anyone.

On the other hand, if you only choose to catch up with me simply because your immediate friends are too busy for you, because your girlfriend/boyfriend doesn’t know or are busy, because your mainsqueeze is out with other people, or because it’s just convenient for you because you need to kill time, fuck off.

I value friends & my friendships with them, but people that just use you as a last choice or resort are just parasites.

If you’re going to be the homie, be the homie. There aren’t any special requirements for friendship, except for maybe the fact that we both actually care for it the same way.

I don’t need “friends” that are only in & around my life whenever they feel like it. I’d rather have one solid homie that’s down to just chill even if I never see them opposed to ten friends I see everyday that only stick around when there’s a turn up or because no one else wants to kick it with them.

If you need any sort of catalyst to be my friend because you can’t just be my friend, don’t even consider me a friend to you at all.

shez-a-bitch:

areulivingthelife:

Looooooool Asians

^^^^

shez-a-bitch:

http://soeffingxtraordinary.tumblr.com

shez-a-bitch:

http://shez-a-bitch.tumblr.com

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yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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wigglytuffer:

dropping hints to bae that ur ready

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